Pop Goes The Poptart!

Hello friends, stalkers, and awesome people. Thank you for following me on this wonderful journey of creating this food blog, but sadly this blog will come to an end. Since this will be my last blog post. BooHoo! (Don't cry.) Thanks!

Okay, back to the topic of the day. Today is Pop-Tart's 45th Birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY POP-TART! I love Pop-Tart. Do you love Pop-Tarts? It is good to eat anytime of the day: breakfast, lunch, snacks, dinner, and midnight munchies. (Yeah, I know you get those once in a while.) According to the Wikipedia, Pop-Tart is a brand of flat, rectangular, prebaked toaster pastries. Of course, you will say that you can not trust Wiki but, it is so funny the way they describe it. They made it so unappetizing where it is rectangular. If I read the description without the context, I would thought that they are talking about dry wall.

If you are a person who is on a tight budget and wants a tasty snack, Pop-Tart is the way to go! Especially for those "broke" college students and yes, I am referring to most of my viewers. Well, some of my favorite flavors are strawberry, smores, chocolate, and double chocolate fudge. I like how they packaged the Pop-Tarts where they separate them into doubles. Doubles are good if you are extremely, extremely hungry.

There are two ways you can prepare your Pop-Tarts:

1. Open the Pop-Tart packaging. (Well, you don't want to eat foil, do ya?)
2. Skip to step 4, if you want to eat the Pop-Tart toasted and warmed.
3. If you want to eat it chilled or room temperature, just eat it.
4. Put the two Pop-Tarts in the toaster, straight up/vertical. (Meaning the long way is facing you.)
5. Wait and voila eat it. (Be careful it is hot.)

I like the warmed and toasted ones and the chilled ones. I remember as a kid, I would hopped onto the kitchen counter and held a plate in hand to catch the Pop-Tart. I would wait for the right seconds and catch the Pop-Tart (feeling like a ninja.) But my mother would always yell at me for climbing on the counter. When you first hold the toasted Pop-Tart it is warm and when you split it in half the gooey filling climbs out of the sweet goodness. I love the way it tastes but too some people it is too sweet for them. (I love sweet stuff.)

Pop-Tarts has a competitor Toaster Strudel where Toaster Strudel let you put on the frosting. I think that is too much work why would you do that much extra steps to get something the same minus the extra steps. You should definitely try the pumpkin pie Pop-Tart since Thanksgiving is coming around and it is good. Remember it is available only this month it is limited edition. I found a funny video spoof on Pop-Tarts. I'm sorry if it is too gory for you, just pretend that it is strawberry jam. Did you get your Pop-Tarts? It is crazy good. Enjoy.

Nom Nom

*** Caution: Sorry if this get stuck in your head. I am not responsible for headaches, diarrhea, stomach ache due to laughter, non stop farting, belching, scratching and or any of the combination above. ***

Nom nom, what will I talk about today? What type of food will it be: fruits, vegetables, grains, or food?

I will talk about bunny chewing on carrots and how fluffy and stuffed their cheeks can get. (Just kidding.) Since today is no specific food holiday, this will be a rant/talk food blog post. The video above was forwarded from a friend (I think from last year) and it was stuck in my head. Thanks to this song, I could use this as my blog's name (look up if you never noticed.)

Let's talk about fast food. McDonald's with Ronald McDonald the creepy clown dancing with children or do you remember the food more? Did you ever heard of the Happy Meal Art Project where the happy meal never decompose over a month or so? Would you ever eat it again if you know that it will never decompose in your stomach and the the meal you just ate is fake? When I first saw the pictures of the study, I was shocked and wanted to stick a finger in my throat to clean my stomach out. The bread and meat was in the same condition as it was three months ago. (Ewwww...) See pictures below:

 

Look at that happy meal. It looks appetizing even after four months. What ingredients does McDonald's use? Isn't it a shocker, but after this you are probably thinking it is photoshopped or eating a McDonald's meal at this moment. Or you are like the opposite who chucked the hamburger across the room or spit the bite in your mouth onto the computer screen. Believe this or not, it is your choice not mines. Nom nom McDonald's.

After that appetizing note, the McRibs are available at McDonald's. Yummy, the juicy slab of meat, onions and pickles covered with barbecue sauce on never rotting toasted sesame buns. BUT... it is only available for "six artery clogging weeks." Also, web searches soared over 600% about this infamous McRibs but this sandwich only contains 26 grams of fat. No worries be happy. Look at that sexy piece of meat below.

i'm lovin' it!

D'oh Donuts

Happy Donuts Day! Did you grabbed for a donut today or is it your favorite companion with coffee or milk? Donuts are one of my favorite snacks to munch on but not as much as our friend, Homer Simpson. You can find donuts everywhere from the bakery, local grocery, fast food restaurants and even in your kitchen! :) I have a question for all of you, how do you spell donut? Is it "doughnut" or "donut"?? The world may never know the truth to the spelling of donut. On television, donuts are usually portrayed by middle aged man with a belly munching on a doughnut such as Homer and most policemen. (Sorry, I was not trying to offend anyone here.) No matter what kind of doughnut is your favorite; it is one of my favorite breakfast/snacks.

As you can see, we stereotyped police officers as always munching on a donut instead of paying attention to their duties. The fat and sugar from the doughnuts probably created that beer belly similar to Homer's. I remember one time, watching a Youtube video of a police officer stealing donuts through a window with their baton. It was so funny because the police officer was stealing the donut by using the help of the baton but silly officer was captured on video. Haha! Here is another video referencing to police and firefighters by Remarkably Mark: Our Heroes

Flavors, smell, texture, and yumminess are some of the factors of choosing donuts. There are so many different types of doughnuts such as Fritters, Long Johns, Boston Cream, Jelly filled, Custard filled, not filled, one hole, and no holes aka. munchkins. There so many doughnut chains all over the nation and the world like Dunkin' Donuts, Krispy Kremes, and so on. However, the Krispy Kremes in Chicago are all closed down due to the economy. I really loved the way Krispy Kremes was structured because on the outside there will be a sign flashing fresh donuts in bright red and neon lights. You could smell the sweet aroma in the parking lot before entering the door and once you are inside it is like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. You will see a glass wall which separates the sitting area from the donut making machine where you see dozens and dozens of doughnuts are created. They served only a few variety of donuts but my all time favorite is the plain sugar glazed donuts.There are some bear shaped which is "oh so cute" that I don't want to eat that poor thing or it would bite me back.

Donuts are really good and could be addicting which is definitely a bad thing. Some might say that doughnuts are like drugs and you can not stop eating it. The icon of a doughnut is usually the round doughnut with a hole in the center as shown in the pictures. The frosting is covered in bright pink blankets on top of the fluffy goodness. Don't forget the rainbow sprinkles which gives it the signature look. Some people are so obsessed with donuts that they created a cake shaped of a doughnut with Homer laying on top. Donut is one of the best desserts to eat with coffee or milk, your call.

Haha, I wished there is such a thing as "donut seeds" which will be a good to make loads and loads of money. I love the idea but sadly it is just a make believe thing. :/ Who wouldn't want a donut tree planted in their backyard? Anywho, donuts are the best thing that is ever created in the world! I LOVE DONUTS!!

Donut Facts:

Dunkin' Donuts Calories Counter
1 Powered Cake Donut - 340 calories
1 Boston Kreme Donut - 310 calories
1 Double Chocolate Cake Donut- 380 calories

Yikes! Fattening isn't it, yet it is so good. Just to remind you to take care and don't over stuff yourself and good luck! Happy Donut Day Y'all!!

Blah, Bland, and Beautiful Oatmeal

What is the first thing you associate with the food, oatmeal? Old people, bland, taste like paper, baby food, and so on. As you can see most of the connotations are negative. Sorry for starting of with such a sad and pessimistic side, but myself I don't like oatmeal. My mother would always try to feed me oatmeal for breakfast, but I always choose the other sugary treats such as Pop tarts, cereal coated with sugar of oh so goodness, and many not as healthy breakfasts. I hope I didn't offend any oatmeal lovers out there, sorry, sorry. Anyways, Happy National Oatmeal Day!

Oatmeal is usually soft and mushy and is one color of beige. It is like eating drywall's mush to be more accurate; when I first took a bite of oatmeal I automatically dislike it. Maybe when I was a baby I ate bowls and bowls of oatmeal. However, I don't like oatmeal in the form of the old fashioned way of cooking over the stove put in water and a couple of scoops of oatmeal flakes and voila transforms into oatmeal. Some people try to spice up the oatmeal by adding fresh fruit like strawberries, bananas, or nuts. I still don't like it especially the texture because it is all slimy and indescribable texture and there are no color to catch my eye or appetite.

Oatmeal is like leftover cereal that is mushy since forever. However, on the bright not I would eat oatmeal in other forms like oatmeal raisin cookies, Quaker oats chewy bars, and anything that can hide the texture of oatmeal. You all have probably eat oatmeal before or saw the famous logo of the Quaker Oats of the man with the hat. Mr. Quaker Oats!

I love the Quaker oats chewy chocolate chip bars which is so good. It is really tasty because the chocolate chips made it sweet enough and it is chewy and delicious.You should now go try it and I am not kidding it is really good. It is healthy for you and is just a nice, small snack when you are on the run to school, work or home. GO BUY IT NOW!

10 TOP REASONS TO EAT OATMEAL
1. Oatmeal may help lower cholesterol and reduce the risk of heart disease.
2. Oatmeal can help you control your weight.
3. You already have oats in your kitchen.
4. Oatmeal may reduce the risk for type 2 diabetes.
5. Oats found in your grocery store are 100% natural.
6. Oatmeal may help reduce high blood pressure.
7. Oatmeal contains a wide array of vitamins, minerals and antioxidants.
8. Oatmeal may reduce the risk for certain cancers.
9. Oatmeal is quick and convenient.
10. Oatmeal can be delicious!

Enjoy your oatmeal today!

We all go nut for nuts!

Nuts, nuts, nuts. We all love nuts and we all go nut for nuts. Sorry no pun intended. As you can see I will talk/rant about nuts today to celebrate the infamous National Nut Day! Nuts are really nutritious, but sometimes eating it often can be a little too much. I hate it when you eat certain food too much at once; you will get exhausted and sick of the food. (Blek!) I have probably ranted on Fall, however, it is one of the most beautiful seasons in Chicago. The squirrels are gathering their nuts now such as acorns and whatnot for hibernation. Do not get the squirrels mad or they would hunt you down! (Just maybe.) Squirrels look adorable, but you may never know what would happen when you enrage them. They could look something like the picture above.

More about nuts: not only do squirrels like nuts but also, humans do. To tell you the truth I am not crazy for nuts and I only like small portion of nuts. If you are a nut lover that is good for you, if not then we are buddies. (Just kidding.) Nuts to me are more like snacks to enjoy and munch on during free time, movies or a light snack. You should eat nuts before a standardized test if you are a student because nuts contain omega 3-fatty acids and improve energy and alertness throughout the day. Walnuts, peanuts, cashews, nuts, and screws. If you didn't catch the last part of my list of nuts, reread it again.

Nuts are usually in foods we eat, especially in junk food for example chocolate M&Ms where some contained peanuts and almonds. One of my favorite chocolate covered nuts is Rocher Ferrero: the fancy chocolate wrapped in gold aluminum foil and the first layer is chocolate with chopped hazelnuts and on the center is even more nuts. It is so good that I could eat a whole factory worth of Rocher Ferrero and I become a chocoholic.

Lastly, I want to talk about "nut"ella or nutella. Huh? What is nutella? Nutella is similar to peanut butter instead it is hazelnut spread which is so good that I can eat it all by itself. Nutella is the same chocolate, creamy center of Rocher Ferrero. If you still do not know what I'm talking about go to your local market/store to buy a box and indulge in the velvety chocolate of goodness. Any who, Nutella is the greatest invention that is ever created because it is basically a jar filled with fluffy chocolate cream. Even though, Nutella is not nut product but the name contained the word "nut" which relates back to the topic. For those who are allergic to nuts I'm sorry if this made you really uncomfortable and there are other alternatives besides nuts. Don't feel left out.

How to use Nutella:
1. Go to a store and buy a jar of Nutella. (If you do not know how it looks like, look for image above.) *Note: Milk is not included with your purchase of Nutella.
2. Go back home, dorm, or office and prepare a butter knife and a toasted or non-toasted bread, it is your preference.
3. Open jar and use butter knife to obtain a dab to a pile of Nutella.
4. Once amount of Nutella is obtain, turn knife at a 45 degree angle and smother onto bread.
5. To clean the knife: either lick off excess Nutella or wash under warm water
6. Eat your Nutella covered bread. :)

Caution: Please have adult supervision when using knife and be warned that the knife is sharp and might caused injury in or near mouth. Do not blame the author of this blog for any injuries. Good Day!

Shrooms

Happy Mushroom Day! Okay for those who do not know that today is mushroom day, now you know. I asked a couple of classmates in my class if they eat or know what mushrooms is and many of them do not eat or know how to cook them. Yeah, you know who I am talking about if you are reading this. What a shocker! I am not talking about the magic mushrooms Mario eats in his game to grow and shrink. We are talking about real food that you grow and eat, not some virtual game in a galaxy far far away...            

Well, in my family cooking we often use mushrooms to cook with meat such as chicken, beef, pork or fish. It is really delicious. It is consider a vegetable in my family but it is really a fungus. Mushrooms is often used as side courses in most Asian cultures and when you first bite into it, feels so weird. The texture is like a sponge which I like about them is that they can absorb the sauce you cook them in which makes it mouth watering. Is it... Bacteria? Mold?  But, be aware that not all mushrooms you see growing on the ground are edible so be careful. Mushrooms are usually used in Chinese, European, and Japanese cuisines so you might have tried it before without knowing it. There are so many different types to choose from such as Shiitake, Oyster, Enoki, Cremini, Portobello, and many more. Shittake and Enoki are some of my favorite types of mushroom and especially the Enoki so cute. Some people put mushrooms on top of pizzas, in the spaghetti sauces and even the mushroom cream of soup, yum-o. Today, I am going to share a mushroom recipe from a blog, hope you guys enjoy it and try it at home. 


Teriyaki Mushroom Salad

Ingredients:
1 tablespoon olive oil (or butter)
1/2 pound mushrooms (sliced)
1/4 cup teriyaki sauce
1 handful salad greens
1 handful grape tomatoes tomatoes
1 handful sliced cucumber
1 stalk celery celery
1 teaspoon toasted sesame seeds
1 green onion (sliced)
1 tablespoon goats cheese (crumbled)

Directions:
1. Heat the oil in a pan.
2. Add the mushrooms and saute until just caramelizing, about 10-15 minutes.
3. Add the teriyaki sauce and simmer to reduce to thicken.
4. Assemble the rest of the salad.
5. Pour the mushrooms and teriyaki sauce onto the salad and garnish with toasted sesame seeds, green onions and crumbled goat cheese.

How to avoid poisonous mushrooms:

1. Do not eat or put unknown fungi in near or in your mouth.
2. Do no collect growing unidentified mushrooms until permitted or identified. (Why are you wondering in the forest?)
3. Better yet, only cook and eat mushrooms from grocery stores or local farm markets.
4. If you follow steps 1-3, you will not have the risk of getting poison by mushrooms.


What are your favorite types of mushrooms? Thanks!

Grand Lux=Grand Food?

Grand Lux branches of the wonderful Cheesecake Factory. If you do not know what I am talking about then you are missing out on this good food. There are only about less than ten cafes in the United States, however, there are probably other cafes with different names. I'll write a review on Grand Lux since there is no food holiday this Friday.

Last week, I went to Grand Lux with my family to something besides homemade food. (I'm not saying that home cooked food is bad, but it is nice to mix up the dinner courses each week.) So, there is only one location in Chicago which is near the Magnificent Mile which is good because after a long day of shopping and exploring downtown, one can relax and enjoy yummy food. However, last week we only went for a dinner minus the shopping part. When you first walked into Grand Lux it is feels like a mansion since the decor are gold and looks really luxurious and we were greeted by a hostess asking number of people and name. Then, we were escalated to the second floor of the dining hall where we were guided into a rounded table which half is booth style and the other just regular seating. The lights in the dining room was dim which created a romantic type of feel like in the movies but, it was a little too dark that I can't really see what is around me. A waiter greeted us enthusiastically and listed tonight's specials. We were given bread and butter and he asked if we needed anything to drink. The hospitality is excellent and when we were ready to order, the waiter was set to take our orders.